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For no reason, I saw this blog about a meme, wherein I heard of this weird thing people seem to be doing–
1 – Go to “wikipedia.” Hit “Random Article”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:RandomThe first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
2 – Go to “Random quotations”
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.3 – Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.4 – Use Photoshop/MS Paint or similar to put it all together.
5- Post it in the comments! (Using Imageshack or any photo hoster)
So because I was bored at that particular moment (never mind all the things I should have been doing), I did my own. And here, for no reason other than it’s just sitting on my desktop and I ought to just delete it but would hate to have done the whole deal for nothing [because I certainly didn't put it on that blog]), it is:
Thank you and good night.
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this window sits open all day and all night, because i don’t want to lose this link.
i know somewhere i can put it, so that i will always have it
it’s not like in the movies. or at least, for the most part. it’s rolling hills, and winding roads. it’s a big net hanging from giant telephone pole-like posts, reminiscent of a golf range. it’s a nice old lady who tells stories about her grandparents working for the dump back before they had to put them in lined containers, just buried it all in the clay, and who doesn’t answer you when you ask if she has health insurance.
but after all the winding roads, you finally come to the area where you can just back in your car and dump your shit anywhere you like. really. anywhere. don’t worry, the guy with the bulldozer will pile it all up for you.
best live action movie inspired by a toy.
best movie ever produced by hasbro.
best michael bay movie not starring martin lawrence.
not saying much, i know. but that’s all i can give it.
i could add some exclamation points–maybe they’ll put it on theback of the dvd!
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here’s what happens with tivo.
say that i have a movie saved. it’s two hours long. (just say.) i load it up into the tivo, and i’m about to hit play, and then i go–
“eh. maybe not. it’s 11:30. i don’t want to start a movie now.”
so i go back to the menu, and i watch the office. and then my name is earl. and then jon stewart. and of course colbert. and then david spade…
and before you know it, it’s three in the morning.
stupid, right? not wanting to watch one two hour hting but then staying upa dn watching ten half hour things? and yet i do it all the time.
that’s how the damn internet is, i think. don’t want to write a blog, that will take too long, i want to write something good, i don’t know what to write, forhet it, i’ll do it later, let’s just peruse other peoples’. and then hours pass.
so maybe i should throw out the art-school pretention and just write words. about me and my life. a lot going on, and i ain’t tellin’, cause it ain’t arty enough.
gotta work on that…
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i often think of clever, insightful, informative, entertaining things to write here.
and i always think to myself, “you should write that down.”
then, invariably, i think to myself, “nah. come on, that’s a good one. you’ll remember that one.”
yeah.
i wish i didn’t think that.
by the way, this guy rules.
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if i like it, it must be good for me.
right?
so post a picture, and see if i like it.
bam. questions answered in seconds…
